len is the titanic
len was the most beautiful man ive ever talked to
and he wanted to kiss me, he told me i was 'bloody cute'
i wont settle for rafts
'are you kidding me? raft, you are uncomfortable and not smooth at all’
raft is not smooth, he is dingy.
yacht is so smooth, and picks me up
hahaha that is my favorite
it was so hot
cameron is a speed boat
wait
cameron is a pirate ship
because i like him, but he is rude
LOGAN
aw
umm
logan is hard to label
logan is a boat that you could fish in, but its really vintage and cool looking and nice to be in
and jesse is a small yacht
or, jesse is not a small yacht, he is a gondola
in venice
ben is a raft too
ben is worse than a raft
what can it be instead
a log
a floating log
jake is a stupid fishing boat that smells
and seth is a friendly sail boat
all i want is a friendly sailboat
adam used to be a friendly sailboat
but his sail broke off and now
he is a canoe
marie... titanic is best, but it sunk
but titantic is scary
yeah, and big.
so, i guess yacht is best
and speed boat is a close second.
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