we are experiencing some heavy turbulence

with nikkis help i can turn everything into a figure of speech, usually a metaphor but we love similes too. and this is what emily says...

"im such a girl.
and he is such a guy.
you know, he doesn't even realize i'm all worked up
everything is always fine in guy land
while girl land has lots of complaining and turbulence.

i feel like im in a really, really pretty dress and perfect make up and my hair is really great, but im sweating like crazy because i just hit my foot on some random corner and i want to cry but that would ruin my make up. and i'm super angry but still want to be a lady..i dont even know why i'm angry.

so i have to stay home in a pretty dress and say 'oh have fun!'

i don't know if that is true, but sometimes, people can only handle part of the package. not the complete one.